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volvata:

when you had an appointment and got to leave during the middle of school it was always so fucking triumphant like “haha bye you dumb sons a bitches, i’m gonna go get my teeth cleaned and then eat mcdonalds. where you at”

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smellslikeoldspirit:

There was a text, though, that she’d sent more than once, three simple words that every time managed to leave him breathless, a longing in them he supposed matched his own.

Come with me.

He would close his eyes at the pixelated letters, and then he would be on that sandy beach, kissing her senseless as if his life depended on it, marvelling at the sight of her dark brown hair under her very own funny hat, the salty breeze caressing his skin in time with her deft fingers.

Her pale eyes gleamed under the warm sun the same way as they did when they’d stayed in bed for hours, after having made ​​love for the first time – and at that moment there was no one else in the world, only him and The Woman, the one who’d beaten him, the one who had made him win.

Come With Me (K+, +400 words) @ FFN and AO3

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samapitongzabala:

Nope, no parodies… This time, I’m gonna be serious with a song.. This is my serious singing.. :D

here’s my cover of Leona Lewis’ Better In Time

I’m actually proud of my singing this time

hope you guys like it :D

Denmark

katyissuperwholocked:

superwhoavengehobbitpotterlock:

You are allowed to drink when you’re 16.

You are allowed in clubs when you’re 18.

You receive free education.

You receive economic support while studying.

You enjoy free hospitalization.

You’ll be correctly informed by objective news channels.

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samapitongzabala:

Day 7: Musical - Irolan

This is one of my favorite crossover song captions I made, so I gave it a shot. And although I wasn’t able to nail any of the impressions I wanted to do for this song, it didn’t stop me. Instead, I made up voices based on how I think Jinora and Ikki might sing like, had my regular voice for Korra.. and fooled around with Mako and Iroh coz I can’t man guy voice.. heck, okay here you go XD

I’ll Make A Girl Outta You
Based on Mulan’s I’ll Make A Man Out Of You
Lyrics: [x]

Asami: “Let’s get down to business to beat ‘Equa-buns’
Honored brilliant daughters, we don’t ask for sons
You’re the saddest chicks I ever met
But you can bet before we’re through
Honey, I’ll make a girl out of you

Armor, green as forests
Wearing paint on skin
True Kyoshi warriors
Are real tough within
Wash your hands after using restrooms
Or I will dishonor you
And your cow for the girl not in you”


[this is a compilation of my failed impressions]
Jinora: “Wish I was reading books instead”
Korra: “Should’ve worked on my airbending”
Ikki: “I will run away, change my name to Pablo”
Mako: “This girl’s got ‘em scared to death”
Iroh: “Hope she doesn’t see right through me”
Jinora: “If this ends bad, jump into a volcano”

Kyoshi warriors: “Be a girl”
Asami: “You must be classy like your eyeliner”
Kyoshi warriors: “Be a girl”
Asami: “With all the mad skills a dude can’t do”
Kyoshi warriors: “Be a girl”
Asami: “With your foes’ blood and some facial powder
Mysterious as the mustache of Haru

Don’t drink from the cactus
Till Amon arrives
Use Kyoshi’s lip gloss
And you might survive”
<to Iroh> ”Girl, you do not have what it takes to
Run the world, dishonor you..
How could I make a girl out of you?”

Kyoshi warriors: “Be a girl”
Asami: “You must be classy like your eyeliner”
Kyoshi warriors: “Be a girl”
Asami: “With all the mad skills a dude can’t do”
Kyoshi warriors: “Be a girl”
Asami: “With your foes’ blood and some facial powder
Mysterious as the mustache of Haru”

 I just realized how badly cray cray I might have been when I wrote the lyrics.

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lunarch-sounds:

ceshira:

samapitongzabala:

So my mom told me to record a song for her. She didn’t give specific instructions like what kind of song and she didn’t tell me not to fool around while singing, so there.. now’s my chance to do some impressions

(by order)

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Britney Spears

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Vanessa Hudgens

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Angelica Pickles

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Raven

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Isabella

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Bubbles

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Scuttle

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My dad’s GPS

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Me

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Pretty sure I shared this before but who the hell cares AMAHGAD

japert:

DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE DEAD CHARACTERS SO SUDDENLY YOU JUST

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going-grimdark:

audreyii-fic:

tavrispriteling:

land-shart:

look at dat acting

JESUS CHRIST I’M REBLOGGING THIS TWICE BECAUSE LOOK AT THE FUCKING MUSCLE SPASM IN THE 4TH GIF LOOK AT THAT JUST HOLY SHIT HOW CAN WHOVIANS NOT LOVE THIS MAN AND THIS MAN’S ACTING AND JUST

UGH I—-

CHRIST

let’s talk about things that aren’t okay

I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE SKIP HIM LIKE LOOK AT THIS SHIT. LOOK AT IT.

translucentginger:

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

i tried to explain to my friend that captain jack is a fixed point and no matter how much the universe tries to shake him off he will always be there but she didn’t understand until i showed her this gif

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Whovians are beautiful people who do beautiful things

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time